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tater tots (vg)

w/ garlic butter mayo

chicken fried olives (v)

i love olives x

coq skins

chicken skin crisps

nonna's love hash

meatball marinara, grana padano + hash browns

cheeseburger taco

corn taco, smashed patty, american cheese, dirty spread®, lettuce, pickle

NEW fried chicken fried taco

fried corn taco, fried chicken, crispy chicken skin, tamarind BBQ sauce, shredded lettuce, paprika mayo

NEW chilli-cheese tostada

fried corn taco, all steak chilli, cheese whizz, jalapeños, minced white onion, american mustard

SPECIAL 7birria 13,78

aged beef patty, potato bun, jalapeños cheese, fried taco, birria beef + consommee, lime mayo, shredded lettuce, pickled jalapeños

ronald's revenge 10,45

cheese, minced white onions, ketchup, american mustard, pickles

triple b 10,95

blue cheese, bacon, onion jam, blue cheese + truffle sauce, shredded iceberg

robert johnston 10,95

cheese, truffle mushroom mayo

NEW shuffle 9,75

an OG 7B classic returns! two onion smashed patties, american cheese, american mustard

NEW still thinkin' about it 10,95

beef, cheese, bacon, tamarind BBQ sauce, paprika mayo, shredded iceberg, onion straws

donnie j trump 11,20

american cheese stuffed patty, deep fried pizza cheese, burger relish, tiny handful of lettuce, wotsit topped

iai(i)n with 3 eyes 10,95

beefy mayo, shredded lettuce, american cheese, bacon, pot of gravy

prince charles 10,95

bacon, cheese, shredded iceberg, pickles, dirty spread®

PBBJ (s) 10,95

double bacon, miso peanut butter, chilli jam, crispy onions

frankie says rilassare v2 11,20

smashed meatballs, nonna's marinara, garlic butter mayo, grana padano, melted mozzarella, gem lettuce

peter green (s) 10,95

all steak chilli, cheese, american mustard, jalapeños

all right all right all right (s) 10,95

two jalapeño smashed patties, jalapeño cheese spread, shredded iceberg, hot-sauce mayo

classic cheese 8,95

beef, cheese, bun

patty melt 10,75

grilled cheese sandwich, two 3oz smashed patties, kustard dip

DIRTY chicken fried halloumi fries (v) (s) 6,95

w/ chipotle ketchup

IRREG truffle mac (v) 5,75

DIRTY truffle mac + bacon 6,95

REG frickles (v) 4,95

fried pickles w/ blue cheese sauce

REG onion straws (v) 4,95

REG tillman's dirty slaw (vg) 4,50

b'milk fried mattCHKN 7,75

drizzled w/ choice of: paprika mayo, garlic butter mayo, tamarind BBQ sauce, curry sauce

DIRTY b'milk fried caramel fish sauce

crispy onion, chilli flakes

DIRTY rasta (s)

buffalo, blue cheese sauce

DIRTY kim jong wang (s)

gochujang, sesame seeds, spring onions

mattCHKN

drizzled w/ choice of: paprika mayo, garlic butter mayo, tamarind BBQ sauce, curry sauce

RFC (s)

buffalo, blue cheese sauce

FKC (s)

gochujang, spring onions, sesame seeds

CFT

caramel fish sauce, crispy onions, chilli flakes

winner winner 10,45

fried chicken, charred gem lettuce, house caesar dressing

one big chicken (s) 11,20

fried chicken, 2 hash browns, cheese, chipotle ketchup, hp sauce, mayo, shredded iceberg

(buffalo soldier) dreadlock rasta (s) 10,95

buffalo chicken, cheese, shredded iceberg, dirty spread®

dirty linda (s) (v) 10,45

chicken fried halloumi, cheese slice, dirty slaw, bbq sauce

katsu sando (s) 10,95

thick cut milk bread, curry slaw, jalapeños, curry sauce

chicken chicken sandwich 10,45

fried chicken, garlic butter mayo, crushed coq skins, shredded iceberg

REG seasoned fries (vg) 4,50

DIRTY chilli cheese fries (s) 7,25

all steak chilli, cheese whizz, american mustard, jalapeños

IRREG dirty fries 5,95

dirty spread®, shredded iceberg , bacon lardons

REG chippy fries (v) (s) 4,75

curry sauce, crispy onions

IRREG baldelli fries 6,00

garlic butter mayo, grana padano, truffle oil

DIRTY portswood poutine 7,25

braised beef gravy, squeaky cheese curds

IRREG cheese fries 5,95

seasoned fries, cheese sauce

DIRTY cheese + bacon fries 7,15

seasoned fries, bacon, cheese sauce

IRREG kung fu fries (vg) (s) 5,95

hot-sauce mayo, gochujang, sesame seeds, crispy + onions

DIRTY palace tots 6,55

caesar dressing, lettuce, fried croutons, grana padano

dirty kyiv tots 6,95

garlic butter mayo, crispy coq skins, smoked chicken

IRREG rasta tots (s) 5,95

buffalo sauce, blue cheese sauce

dirty chilli cheese tots (s) 6,95

all steak chilli, cheese whizz, american mustard, jalapeños

IRREG seasoned tots + dip (vg) 5,75

tater tots w/ paprika salt + choice of dip: bbq sauce, dirty spread®, chipotle ketchup, cheese whizz, garlic butter mayo

tater tots (pb) 4,25

w/garlic butter mayo

NEW fried chicken fried taco (pb) 4,25

fried corn taco, plant-based chicken, tamarind BBQ sauce, shredded iceberg, paprika mayo

FKC (pb) (s)

gochujang, spring onions, sesame seeds

mattCHKN (pb)

drizzled w/ choice of: garlic butter mayo, paprika mayo, tamarind BBQ sauce, curry sauce

RFC (pb) (s)

buffalo sauce drizzled w/ dirty spread®

prince charles is overrated (pb) 10,95

vegan patty, facon, fake cheese, vegan shredded iceberg, pickles, dirty spread®

chicken chicken sandwich (pb) 10.45

fried vegan CHKN, vegan garlic butter mayo, crispy onions, vegan shredded lettuce

(buffalo soldier) dreadlock rasta (pb) (s) 10,95

buffalo plant-based CHKN, fake cheese, shredded iceberg, dirty spread®

pbbj (pb) (s) 10,95

plant-based patty, miso peanut butter, crispy onions, facon, chilli jam

one big chicken (pb) (s) 11,20

plant-based fried chkn, 2 hash browns, fake cheese, plant-based mayo, HP sauce, chipotle ketchup, shredded lettuce

robert johnston (pb) 10,95

plant-based patty, fake cheese, truffle mushroom mayo

ronald's revenge (pb) 10,45

plant-based patty, fake cheese, minced white onions, pickles, ketchup, american mustard

peter green (pb) (s) 10,95

plant-based chilli, plant-based patty, fake cheese, american mustard, jalapeños

REG seasoned fries (pb) 4,50

REG chippy fries (pb) (s) 4,75

curry sauce, crispy onions

IRREG kung fu fries (pb) 5,95

hot-sauce mayo, gochujang, sesame seeds, crispy onions + spring onions

DIRTY chilli cheese fries (pb) (s) 7,25

plant-based chilli, fake cheese sauce, jalapeños, american mustard, minced white onion

IRREG dirty fries (pb) 5,95

dirty spread®, shredded iceberg, facon

DIRTY cheese fries (pb) 5,95

fake cheese sauce

DIRTY cheese + bacon fries (pb) 7,15

facon, fake cheese sauce

IRREG seasoned tots + dip (pb) 5,75

tater tots w/ paprika salt + choice of dip ~ bbq sauce, chipotle ketchup, dirty spread®, garlic butter mayo

DIRTY chilli cheese tots (pb) (s) 6,95

plant-based chilli, fake cheese sauce, american mustard, minced white onions, jalapeños

IRREG rasta tots (pb) (s) 5,95

buffalo sauce + dirty spread®

chocolate fudge brownie

chocolate fudge brownie + chocolate sauce

biscoff

definitely contains some biscoff

marathon not a sprint

remember the days before a snickers... peanut butter, caramel sauce, chocolate sauce

banoffee

B A N A N A S

maltoreo

secret recipe obvs

salted caramel

salt + caramel

peanut butter and jelly

peanut butter + jealous

bulk up 1,25

add 25g protein to any shake

coca cola

330ml can

diet cola / coca cola zero

330ml can

dr pepper

330ml can

sprite

330ml can

iford apple soda

330ml can

iford apple + raspberry soda

330ml can

san pellegrino

limonata / aranciata rossa | 330ml can

pineapple juice

in a glass

orange juice

bottle

Signautre lo-fi pale ale 5,15

hazy in body. not in mind, ~ signature brewery, 0.5% | 330ml

days lager 4,95

oh what a days, 0% | 330ml

phantom brewing co hop water 3,95

hop forward sparkly water, 0% | 440ml

white

crisp + tropical Sicilian white, 12.5%

rosé

pale, dry + pink, from the West Coast of Sicily, 12.5%

red

smooth + easy going, Nero d'Avola + Frappato, 13.5%

sorry not sorry ⭐️ 6,75

gin, aperol, lime + blood orange

end game ⭐️ 6,95

lots of rum and fruity goodness

dr polska ⭐️ 6,75

vodka, cherry, amaretto + dr pepper (not professor peppy)

craig david 4,50

shot of tequila, washed down with pineapple juice

pickleback 4,50

shot of bourbon, washed down w/ picklejuice

(s)nickers in a twist 7,95

vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, chocolate & caramel sauce, bourbon

her name was lola 7,95

vanilla ice cream, mango sorbet, rums

bone idols funland 5,95

a juicy pale hop bomb ~ 7b x phantom brewing co, 5.2% | 440ml

stay golden 5,85

thirst quenchingly refreshing & dangerously quaffable lager ~ 7b x phantom brewing co, 4.1% | 440ml

seasonal special 6,50

~ phantom brewing co, 440ml

signature roadie IPA 5,45

dependable + refreshing road dog of a beer ~ signature brewery, 4.3% | 330ml