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masala taco

smoked chicken, masala gravy, slaw, spring onion

cheeseburger taco

smashed patty, american cheese, dirty spread®, lettuce, pickle

nonna's love hash

meatball marinara, grana padano + hash browns

4 x caramel fish sauce wings

4 x wings w/ crispy onion + chilli flakes

tater tots (vg)

w/ garlic butter mayo

chicken fried olives (v)

coq skins

chicken skin crisps

SPECIAL THE PHANTOM CHEESE 11,75

juicy lucy patty, dill pickle saucy sauce, cheese whizz mayo + phantom IPA battered pickles

cheeseburger taco x3 11,50

smashed patty, american cheese, lettuce, dirty spread®, pickle

ronald's revenge 10,25

cheese, minced white onions, ketchup, american mustard, pickles

triple b 10,75

blue cheese, bacon, onion jam, blue cheese + truffle sauce, shredded iceberg

robert johnston 10,75

cheese, truffle mushroom mayo

donnie j trump 11,00

american cheese stuffed patty, deep fried pizza cheese, burger relish, tiny handful of lettuce, wotsit topped

iai(i)n with 3 eyes 10,75

beefy mayo, shredded lettuce, american cheese, bacon, pot of gravy

prince charles is overrated 10,75

bacon, cheese, shredded iceberg, pickles, dirty spread®

PBBJ (s) 10,75

double bacon, miso peanut butter, chilli jam, crispy onions

frankie says rilassare v2 11,00

smashed meatballs, nonna's marinara, garlic butter mayo, grana padano, melted mozzarella

peter green (s) 10,75

all steak chilli, cheese, american mustard, jalapeños

all right all right all right (s) 10,75

two jalapeño smashed patties, jalapeño cheese spread, shredded iceberg, hot-sauce mayo

classic cheese 8,95

beef, cheese, bun

DIRTY chicken fried halloumi fries (v) (s) 6,95

w/ chipotle ketchup

IRREG truffle mac (v) 5,75

DIRTY truffle mac + bacon 6,95

REG frickles (v) 4,95

fried pickles w/ blue cheese sauce

REG onion straws (v) 4,95

REG tillman's dirty slaw (vg) 4,50

mix 'n' match wings (s)

7 of one, 7 of another. choose yo' faves

DIRTY caramel fish sauce wings

crispy onion, chilli flakes

DIRTY rasta wings (s)

buffalo, blue cheese sauce

DIRTY kim jong wang (s)

gochujang, sesame seeds, spring onions

mattCHKN

drizzled w/ garlic butter mayo

RFC (s)

buffalo, blue cheese sauce

FKC (s)

gochujang, spring onions, sesame seeds

CFT

caramel fish sauce, crispy onions, chilli flakes

winner winner 10,25

fried chicken, charred gem lettuce, house caesar dressing

one big chicken (s) 11,00

fried chicken, 2 hash browns, cheese, chipotle ketchup, hp sauce, mayo, shredded iceberg

(buffalo soldier) dreadlock rasta (s) 10,75

buffalo chicken, cheese, shredded iceberg, dirty spread®

dirty linda (s) (v) 10,25

chicken fried halloumi, cheese slice, dirty slaw, bbq sauce

katsu sando (s) 10,75

thick sliced brioche, fried chicken, curry slaw, jalapeños, curry sauce

sticky fingers 10,25

caramel fish sauce tossed chicken fingers, chutney mayo, gem lettuce, chilli flakes

little frank's beef + cheese 10,25

chopped beef, grilled peppers + onions, beefy mayo, cheese whizz, american mustard, pickled jalapenos

patty melt 10,25

grilled cheese sandwich, two onion smashed patties, kustard dip

REG seasoned fries (vg) 4,55

DIRTY chilli cheese fries (s) 7,25

all steak chilli, cheese whizz, american mustard, jalapeños

IRREG dirty fries 5,95

dirty spread®, shredded iceberg , bacon lardons

REG chippy fries (v) (s) 4,75

curry sauce, crispy onions

DIRTY raj's masala fries 6,95

marinated smoked chicken, masala gravy

IRREG baldelli fries 6,00

garlic butter mayo, grana padano, truffle oil

DIRTY portswood poutine 7,25

braised beef gravy, squeaky cheese curds

IRREG cheese fries 5,95

seasoned fries, cheese sauce

DIRTY cheese + bacon fries 7,15

seasoned fries, bacon, cheese sauce

IRREG kung fu fries (vg) (s) 5,95

hot-sauce mayo, gochujang, sesame seeds, crispy + onions

DIRTY palace tots 6,50

caesar dressing, lettuce, fried croutons, grana padano

dirty kyiv tots 6,95

garlic butter mayo, crispy coq skins, smoked chicken

IRREG rasta tots (s) 5,95

buffalo sauce, blue cheese sauce

dirty chilli cheese tots (s) 6,95

all steak chilli, cheese whizz, american mustard, jalapeños

IRREG seasoned tots + dip (vg) 5,75

tater tots w/ paprika salt + choice of dip ~ bbq sauce, dirty spread®, chipotle ketchup, cheese whizz, garlic butter mayo

chocolate fudge brownie

chocolate fudge brownie + chocolate sauce

biscoff

definitely contains some biscoff

marathon not a sprint

remember the days before a snickers... peanut butter, caramel sauce, chocolate sauce

banoffee

B A N A N A S

maltoreo

secret recipe obvs

salted caramel

salt + caramel

peanut butter and jelly

peanut butter + jealous

bulk up 1,25

add 25g protein to any shake

coca cola

330ml can

diet cola / coca cola zero

330ml can

dr pepper

330ml can

sprite

330ml can

iford apple soda

330ml can

san pellegrino

limonata / aranciata rossa | 330ml can

pineapple juice

in a glass

orange juice

bottle

sauvignon 5,75

crisp and dry (not like the cooking fat), 11.5%

rosé 5,75

crisp and dry again, but pink, 12%

malbec 5,75

medium-bodied argentinian... any time i see you go, it make me feel bad, 13.5%

sparkling white 5,75

sparkling, fizzy bubblech silky smooth, 10% | 200ml

NEW why hello jill! 7,95

kaffir lime-picante margarita babes, 15%

end game 7,75

lots of rum, secret passion fruit mix, (max 2 per person....sort of), 12%

dr polska 7,75

vodka, cherry, amaretto & dr pepper syrup, 12%

craig david 4,50

shot of tequila, washed down with pineapple juice

pickleback 4,50

shot of bourbon, washed down w/ picklejuice

(s)nickers in a twist 7,95

vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, chocolate & caramel sauce, bourbon

her name was lola 7,95

vanilla ice cream, lots of rum & passion fruit mix